JoKeR wakes up, hears a noise coming from the east. Sounds like a party. Searching door to door to find out where all the noise is coming from, he stumbles in the door of a huge pyramid, to the left a giant Sphinx. Looking up to the top of the Sphinx Joker sees a man in a party hat, it's Coldfire, by his side a MP3 player hooked in to a massive 50,000 watt sound system. It sound like a huge party, but only Coldfire at the top singing into the sound system with the happy birthday song over and over. You hear, Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me happy birthday dear meeeee, happy birthday to me.
Over and over and over and over the same thing. JoKeR waves to Coldfire on top of the sphinx and Coldfire stops and looks down at JoKeR. JoKeR yells up to Colfire, SING THE SECOND VERSE! Coldfire, say, I no understand what you say. I said sing the second verse of the Happy Birthday to you song, and Coldfire says I no think there a second verse. JoKeR sighs and says give me a few minutes and I'll be right up. So, JoKeR looks around and tries to find a ladder to climb up to the top of the Sphinx, but there's no ladder to be found. JoKeR ask Coldfire, "Hey Coldfire, how did you get up there." Coldfire say's "Magic Carpet."
JoKeR shakes his head, walkes away and says "I'm going back to bed, because this just has to be a dream." Just then Coldfire starts singing again, this time it's a different song. He joyfully sings "Walk like and Egyptian" by the Bangles.
Enjoy your special Day Coldfire, Happy Birthday!
JoKeR
