Time for fun

hehe...well...we are buffy fans too so yes, it's exactly that! Yorgs and I are almost done watching the complete series

When Asbach and Vorpid were here, Yorga was whistling the Tara song and Vorpid exclamed "Oh my god he's whistling the lesbo song!"

So it turned out that Asbach and Vorpid are Buffy fans too, which resulted in us spam-singing the songs last ZA raid..

You can join us next time!

lol, i never thought i'd get this response to one little line

i'd like to present a personal boss-ability

stoned form turns into an invulnerable yet passive state wondering why raiders are attacking him.

i also have one for Deathstare ^^

mark of the distractor engaged in battle all set marks on the boss and his adds will randomly switch

as for lizz

the scroll of thatswhatshesaid directed only to male players making them wonder if their manliness is under attack or not

and the last one is for...

biggest brother a giant eye appears behind you shoulder gazing down on you making you insecure and feel unprepared

... is for Asbach =)

Vorpid as a raidboss:

I have a theory - Every member of the group starts dancing and burns their health and mana untill there is only 100 left. A slim chance of surviving.

Vetra as a raidboss:

On call - Off call - There is a 50% chance that 30% of your remaining mana gets drained for 10% of 75% of the raid's total mana. Maybe you'll make it, maybe you won't.

Redferne as a raidboss:

I is 1337 - For the next half hour you will be challenged to a duel and are teleported to the entrance gate of orgrimmar where you will be required to kill Redferne 20 times before he gives up and disappears. If you can't beat them duel them !

If Windhoof was a raid boss:

Its a Steal: Three random epics disappear from your inventory. You can buy them back from the AH at three times their market value.

If Deathstare was a raid boss:

Cursed Roll: He kills the entire raid, but always loses out on the loot roll to Ragnaros.

If Donvorpingo was a raid boss:

Level Jump: The level cap for raid bosses is currently L73. However, Donvorpingo is L75.

Evelline as a raidboss:

Cheat Roll: Boss will steal random mail items from mail wearers during the fight.

Ankhesenamun as a raidboss:

Buff Hatred: Eats food and potion buffs.

Lafey as a raidboss:

Strategy: By kiting Lafey around, she will loose her way and be confused, increasing damage done to her by 50%.

Deathstare as a raidboss:

Cheap Labour: Boss calls forth little polish plumbers to annoy and fatigue the female raiders.

Bloodkai as raidboss:

Empty Promise: Vanishes at regular intervals. Every time he comes back, his loot is of lesser quality.

You know he won't bring back Tier 6...

Jukkorsis as a raidboss:

Alt roulette: Changes class regularly.

Jukk's Army: Calls on the help of his army.

You and what army? Oh...

Deaddevil as a raidboss:

Flying Colours: Boss can change in a whole range of colours. His abilities depend on his current colour.

It's not easy being green....eh red....eh pink...

Lostsoul as a raidboss:

Donation time - all players lose 10 gold to church of St. Lostsoul. Bless you.

Give life - You get healed for your full amount of health, you will go into stasis for 9 seconds, when you recover 2 mini-versions of you have appeared and keep you occupied for the remainder of the fight or untill you find a mini-sitter. Ain't life great...

Yorga as a raidboss:

Smiles of death - Your screen fills with raidwarnings including lots of dots and smilies, during this time you lose 1 health for every dot in the warning. Yup you better pay attention !

You've earned it - After every succesful heal cast by you on a fellow member of the raid you can take a 15 second break during which your character will be controlled by a GM. Perfection is a thing of beauty...

Darkstarkine as a raidboss:

An eye for an eye - As soon as you enter the instance a random player gets disconnected for 5 minutes every 3 minutes. This effect will continue untill all players are disconnected at the same time or untill 200g in repairs is donated to the "new-pc-bot". Did I miss anything?

Buxton & Vetra as raidboss duo

Sweet Honey: Vetra gives Buxton honey, healing him and increasing his attack power. By preventing Vetra to feed Buxton, Buxton will starve to death.

He did it all for the honey...

Widow's Enrage & Engage: Upon Buxton's starvation, Vetra will enrage.

You no take hubby!

Apocalizz as a raid boss:

Witch bitch? - Apocalizz suspects you of adultry, killing all members of the opposite sex in your group. Who are you calling jealous?

Enchanting bankruptcy - Apocalizz steals all your gold and gives you a new enchant on your weapon.

Apocalizz yells: "Free enchants! Get them while they're not!"

Mic'st up - Apocalizz yells franctically in your ear making you confused for 12 seconds. I this thing on?

Ninja Turtle - For every polymorph that is cast that is not a turtle the polymorphefffect is immediately dispelled.