10 signs that a Redneck has been around your computer....

Temp tell me you didn't write these LOL............

http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjo...gcomputer.shtml

S! J

Two Rednecks were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold

beer.

After a while the first Redneck says to the second, 'If I was to

sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off

huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us

related?'

The second Redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute,

scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the

question.

Finally, he says, Well, I don't know about related, but it sure

would make us even.

Seen redneck jokes so i had to stop in....

A redneck came to the big city to visit some friends. They went to an Applebee's restaurant for dinner, and one of the listings on the menu caught his eye : lobster tail and beer, $40. "Damn," he said. "My three favorite things! And for such a reasonable price.

I love these kind of jokes!!! Blue collar comedy tour rocked!

Keep 'em comin' men! Thanks for the giggles...most days

I need a few! LOL

Checking the news back home I found this.......

http://www.lovelycitizen.com/story/1297135.html

Enjoy S! J