Lts 05/02/2007 Late For The Game

Hello Boys and Girls

Another report from the Skies of Last Team Standing. First I'm sorry to say that I do not have a full report of the game. I was late getting to game do to some un-resolved technical issues with my pc. Seems like there is a malfunction in the hardware program that fits between the swivel chair and the keyboard. Which means ME.

You see, I have the ablity to do some stupid things that go beyond my vast knowledge of flying skills which most of you see me perform on a daily basis. When I'm asked what my favorite flying manuver is, I usally say, "Nose to the deck with a flaming tail", and "NO" that is not a sexual position. Although for some of you, I wonder.

Ok, enough with the boring stuff, so I'll continue with the game report. Short and Sweet, SU, (the red team), We got our asses kicked. GE, ( the purple team), Great Job!!! It was still a close game, but GE was faster to the draw and no matter how many times we went right at 'em, they seemed to have our ticket punched and waiting for us. Can you say "Going Down".

Tbar on the SU team had a tremdous night of play with one round I particular in which he had 5 kills, and found himself with a magical star next to his name. Way to go Tbar!

(The last time I got a star was in second grade. I got little gold one the teacher stuck on my forhead for being so good. It wasn't that I was good, she just didn't see me when I was doing the naughty stuff. I refuse to tell anything further, because somewhere around here I still have that star and I don't want my star taken away. )

Speaking of away. We had some visitors from very far away! We had UFO's. YES, I said UFO's, and they were flying in from all over the universe, but never fear as soon as one of the UFO's got near me I kicked the little ET's butt and sent him home to Uranus crying. ( Thats the planet, and not the poop shoot on the posterior.) These UFO's where very fast and could menuver pretty well, and WOW, watch out for those guns.

I was quick to see that I didn't need a fast plane, but one that was a quick turner. So I jumped into a Yak and proceeded to kick ET's little white hinny. It was a blast and I'm sorry that those who missed it, lost out on a very fun time.

If you want to join in on the fun, you can come play with us every Wednesday night starting at 9:00 EST. You don't need to belong to squad to play.

I highly recommed that you use Team Speak to listen in on what your team is planning, plus it makes the game that much more enjoyable. You will find this game is great fun for those just learning to play the game, as well as the seasoned veterans. It's fast, fun and furious for almost and hour, then we have a big free for all at the end.

Hope to see you there soon! So long from the friendly skies of LTS, this is JoKeR signing off!!!

It was .. an excellent adventure!