+15?C / 59?F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10?C / 50?F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5?C / 41?F
Italian cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0?C / 32?F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.
-5?C / 23?F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
-10?C / 14?F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20?C / -4?F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30?C / -22?F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40?C / -40?F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".
-50?C / -58?F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60?C / -76?F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70?C / -94?F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
-183?C / -297.4?F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273?C / -459.4?F
All atom-based movent halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300?C / -508?F
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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