Damiana accepts no responsiblity for any resembles to DV members. this is a story written about how I have experianced the following and what it is like too be a Raid Leader
the characters in the imaginary guild:
John: John is a person that has fun in the game and against all his wishes became raidleader eventhough he didnt want the job he somehow got stuck with it due to him actually being the right guy for the job.
Lisa: the only female in guild that is also a lesbian and really doesnt know how to deal with all the attention she is getting from all the guys.
Bob: Bob is a person of simple needs, he MT's for the guild and generally keeps his mouth shut is very to the point in his ventrilo speech.
Eddie: Eddie plays a rogue his favorite and only required addon is atlasloot... he is 16 years old and acts very much his age.
Richard: richard is a perfect raider, knows his tactics, is most likely the best warlock you will ever meet, doesnt say anything in guild or in raid. tops the dmg meters, most people think richard doesnt speak english yet if you sign on 3 hours post raid you will find richard having a long discussion with John about tactics and how the rest of the casters could do better.
Matt: like richard is quiet but is known to speak in raid and guild, matt plays a priest and heals, and is a healer through and through
19 others with similar yet slightly different personalities then the ones mentioned above.
The forum post: Raid in ulduar tonight at 20:00 first pull, invites 15 minutes prior
In game from random member but not John:
18:30 John has come online
18:30 Guild <John> Hey guys just in from work, gonna have dinner and lets see if we can kill something tonight
18:31 Guild <Matt> Hey mate, yeah hope we do well tonight
18:31 Guild <Lisa> Hey John good to see you
18:45 Guild John is now AFK Food
18:45 till 19:30 random chatter
19:35 Bob has come online
19:40 Guild <Eddie> Have inv's started yet???
19:41 Guild <Eddie> Is the raid full yet??
19:41 Guild <Bob> Nope invs at 45
19:44 Eddie has gone offline
19:45 Guild <John> starting invites
19:55 Eddie has come online
19:55 Guild <Eddie> INV ME !!!!
20:00 first pull
ok now that we know what goes on there
lets check John's screen
18:30 John has come online
18:30 Guild <John> Hey guys just in from work, gonna have dinner and lets see if we can kill something tonight
18:30 Whisper from <Eddie> Am I comming tonight??
18:30 Whisper from <Eddie> Dude you therE?
18:30 Whisper from <Eddie> Hello!!!!
18:31 Guild <Matt> Hey mate, yeah hope we do well tonight
18:31 Guild <Lisa> Hey John good to see you
18:32 Whisper to <Eddie> Hey mate i dont know yet havent done the balancing yet
18:33 Whisper from <Eddie> But I really need [imba dagger of pew pew] and it drops from the first boss...
18:35 Whisper to <Eddie> I'll try Keep that mind.
18:36 Officers <Richard> Hey mate did some research on rotations my dps should be up tonight, also spoke to warlockeddie13 he seems to understand it and is doing alot better now.
18:40 Officers <John> thats good to hear, did some research on the tactics but im gonna have food now the missus is calling me
18:45 Guild John is now AFK Food
18:45 till 19:30 random chatter
-in this time frame John's chat gets spammed with all the messages from all the eddies in the guild.
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
19:35 Bob has come online
19:36 Whisper from <Bob> Am ready and infront of instance
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
19:40 Guild <Eddie> Have inv's started yet???
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> Bla bla inv? bla bla raiding bla bla you there?
19:41 Guild <Eddie> Is the raid full yet??
19:41 Guild <Bob> Nope invs at 45
19:44 Eddie has gone offline
19:45 Guild <John> starting invites
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> inv inv inv
19:50 whisper from <Lisa> Eddie12 is constantly whispering me with sex talk again can ya help me John?
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> inv inv inv
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> inv inv inv
19:50 Whisper to <Lisa> hold on
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> inv inv inv
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> inv inv inv
19:51 Whisper to <Eddie12> Dude leave Lisa alone she doesnt like that chat, we had that chat 3 days ago now stop it ..
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> inv inv inv
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> inv inv inv
19:52 Whisper from <Eddie12> ok soz boss
XX:xx Whisper from <guildie> inv inv inv
more mindless Eddie whispers asking about loot and bosses
19:55 Eddie has come online
19:55 Guild <Eddie> INV ME !!!!
XX:xx Whisper from <Eddie> inv Me
XX:xx Whisper from <Eddie> inv Me
XX:xx Whisper from <Eddie> inv Me
XX:xx Whisper from <Eddie> inv Me
XX:xx Whisper from <Eddie> inv Me
XX:xx Whisper from <Eddie> inv Me
20:00 first pull
So next time Asb or any raid leader doesnt respond to you, remember
Dont be an Eddie.
